This is actually a bit ridiculous, and I don't expect anything to come of it, but it's worth a try, right?
I am looking for a room to rent in Cape Town (preferably in Gardens/Vredehoek/Tamboerskloof/Green Point/Rondebosch) just for the rest of February. If you know of anything hit me up on Facebook (yeah buddy that's a link) or drop me a mail at firstname.lastname@example.org
Besides paying rent (obv) I'll also make you toasted sandwiches whenever you want. This is a GOOD DEAL.