not sure if I should cry or masturbate

Things I love/want right now. I got the caption off some tumblr, and it's pretty much how I feel, ya know? OMG it's so tough loving fashion :(

Marni collar; a chest of pretty jewelry; studded socks; Chiara by Lea Colombo for Out of Order mag, wearing David West styled by Jade Paton; Natasha by Masha Mel; earcuffs; faded lipcolour; a Chanel/Nike purse (not quite sure what's going on); I <3 Jesus alice band worn by Alice (!) Goddard; Fluffy Viv Westwood bag; Comme des Garcons dungaree dress.

PLEASE CAN I OWN THESE THINGS?